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so this is my life online journal i'm hooked i'm an addict a junkie if you will and yes so i don't leave the house on weekends and i cannot understand why people complain about being groun…
POW POW KICK POW
whyyyyy oh why ........... becuase we all think like a moose in the amazon
AHHH THE PLAUGE IS HERE AHHHHHHHH and leporasy and herion mmmmmm sweet sweet heroin me i shoot into the neck like a true (insert color here) man
yes but anyway i had a day you know
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what to type what to type
wha…
yes very well so today i did not feel that the social sceene was not what i wanted to be a part of...so i wasn't and that seemed to anger some. yet when i am ignored i feel no such anger...maybe i'm sick and want to be i…
.silly me never done anything worth doing well what are you waiting for get out there and make it happen biotch NOOOO and cut great chris just great lets try one more take just to be safe and we'll call it a night...oh m…
yes whats up friends i hope you are all well me i am fine my usual self you know you know melodramatic bitches making things out to be worse than they are get over it oh i am cold heartless even
SQUEEZE
Oh children i have been tired as of late. my days are long and i drag myself through just to come to the end not dead yet just barely living. nothing excites me any more nor do i feel any sadness. i am nothing i am empt…
so i was going to tell you my faithful readers about my AMAZING weekend but i was too damn wasted allllll weekend to remeber any of it. i do know there was drinking and i think sex maybe some police and a duck and a mon…
oh chris your so hotttt...thank you thank you you are too kind...i want you chirs...SHUT UP HGKHREIHIS <BANG> (dead)
ALL HOPE IS LOST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yes so i made cookies for charity wow go me helping the community I AM A FRIEND FOR HEALTH well thats only because i want to keep my slaves...i mean cheap labor...i mean friends in goo…
oh yes oh yes old eletronic music is the coolest and to think i got it all for 2 dollars for charity. damn hahahhaha it's bad/good/funk/ujiropwaperhjpa/in my brain wowie zowie
and goddamn people i do have a record play…
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and then i died in the horrible bunny crashhhhhhhhhslkdfjg but magically i undied and i have been damned to realive it EVERY FUCKING DAY asgfk;dsjagljsdfkthe bunny crashjsadfkjs…
WEHEHEHHEHAWE i wasted money on a cd for a band i saw half a video of on MTV at like 4 after playing vid vid games WEEEEE HAWAAWAWA i mean their called the yeah yeah yeahs how can they be good SFAODIGFARWJTIPOUPAWERTIRAE…
oi my dog is fat i can kick him and jiggle his belly and he can't do anything about it because he's fat SO HAHAHAHA to him
WOO hahah spicey chicken sooo expensive yet filled with spicey goodness
BAM you die now
what what theres no spices in my pores YOU LIE MR COW SHhhha NINJA
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reasons to live
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you know what i can't commit to things i can't stop typing here i have too boring a life yes being a spy DOES get boring after a while i mean i hate having to travel the globe batteling terror so that all of you can rema…
I know the last time was hard, but thats because the cuts were still fresh, now the curves that left me spent are moot because they don't pay the rent. i've got a knack for verbs that don't make you want to die, and the …
i think i may be done with this site but knowing me i'll be back pretending i'm still cool
i guess if any of you me faithful readers would like to talk to me your friend and humble narrator you could on my screen nam…
now now children it's okay i still love you all daddy just gets angry sometimes but don't forget i sitll love you all even if you are all useless fucks
NO don't eat the chili The pig is out WHAM kung fu kick GROWL I AM …
i'm not orginal i'm a theif. i take other people's identities and pass them off as mine. i'm no one really i'm shit but what are you going to do. i don't like talking to people during school pretending we're all still f…
yes hate me now
do what your told
sheep
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