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  • "Philosophy and the study of the actual world have the same relation to one another as masturbation and sexual love." ~Karl Marx~

  • ghetto pride, not mine to hidenot yours to buy, eitherneither are we, the seagullscrying, lying, flying above a sea of blooda sea of cliche, the waveslapping up failed moviesbeating a girlin a shack made of driftwoodshou…

  • This is my new t-shirt store.Designing shirts is pretty much my only real talent. Seriously. That and identifying people in the dark, so please support my sad entrepreneurial attempts.I'm only allowed to have one of each…

  • I'm WIRELESS AT MY MOM'S!!!!!!YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!

  • USAMTS Problems are out. Can you say masochism?My fucking dad is making me vacuum.

  • there is a child outsidein the parking lotwith a lightsaber,swinging it wildlyat the air.he's chinese,I think. He's out therea lot, sometimes with a water gun, sometimes not.his technique is poor,no Ewan McGregor he.but …

  • Take the number of people you're subscribed to. Subtract the number of people subscribed to you. If the number is:Positive, you need to write more interesting stuff.Zero, you're a wonderful, average, perhaps a little syc…

  • Now Nathaniel thinks I'm a horrible person.I hate God.

  • I just got back from IKEA. It was utterly terrifying.My dad fed me some line going in about how it reflected the triumph of Swedish socialism. That line was shit. Don't let its Swedish roots fool you, IKEA is about as gr…

  • So it looks like I've entered into the enviable existence that inevitably invites indiscretion.Hah. Beat that for assonance. Hehe- ass.The existence, just so you know, is the state where my parents are never home. My mom…

  • Ms. Rockettidiot, sick of itthis isn't some sadintrospectivemasturbationthis is an indictmentenlightening my peerswhose fearsare so shallowwhat can she do?censor us?it's been donefun for heras she massacres my proseand t…

  • After Reading Some Good Poetryein Stuhlcut off, removed, isolated(my favorite goddamn word)berated with unnecessariesobsessedwith anythingpursuits are like boozethey dull the --not paindull the horrorsand whores is a fun…

  • 1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.4. I'll say something that only makes sens…

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  • What's the difference between God and Cheney?You can't kill Cheney.

  • I really don't wanna do my homework, so have some poetry I wrote while I was away.Poema seat of plaid, radright? writing insignificant syllablesincapable of deciphering meaningleaning towards entropy, telepathy escapes m…

  • Love Actually is a fucking good movie.

  • Berg. I'm totally not doing my essays. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.Life is weird. And boring. Simultaneously.No, you know what it is- it's being a kid.In our society.I guess it's just our society, really.BTW, that poem wa…

  • It's a very Camus sort of thing, losing all your legions of fans who used to read your xanga and comment so loyally and just screaming out into the void anything you can, affirming your existence and your mortality and y…

  • After reading the commonly accepted lyrics to Fuck the Police, I am slightly worried that they're not saying "Just cause we ain't watchin Tit-B-C" and are instead saying "Just cause we in Washington D.C."On second listen…

  • I never write happy poemsI've noticed the general trendand in a rhyme scheme some of you are familiar withlalalalalalalalala friendlife isn't beautiful, life isn't sweetlife's a bitch, it's true, from week to weekbut som…

  • I.HATE.ASIAN.PARENTS.WITH.A.BURNING.FUCKING.PASSION.And I'm just gonna quit giving the peanut gallery updates on my sine-wave love life. Let's just say right now it's at 3pi/2 and it's not clear whether it'll come back u…

  • So. Time for me to stop griping and you guys to start commenting. Say random shit. I don't care. My life is pretty nice right now (except for all this goddamn homework) so we need to celebrate by having a massive comment…

  • Never mind. Girls are so weird.

  • During the summer she's an angel.During the school year she's Carol.I hate her.I love her.It's over.Don't call me, I'm doing APUSH homework and dying.

  • The two people I know who are smarter than me are Jo and my dad.Intelligence, as I understand it, is self-criticism. The ability to recognize your social and intellectual weaknesses or habits. The ability to define and v…

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