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| Spring 2007 Semester has officially started which means alpha Kappa Delta Phi Sorority, Inc. at the University of South Florida chapter is kickin' into gear... we have three events coming up that people are invited to attend:
Informational Session (you can pick one) about alpha Kappa Delta Phi Sorority, Inc. & membership any questions, contact Nao Saito (usf.akdphi.vpmembership@gmail.com) You must be a USF undergraduate Female student to be considered for membership
Held to Signify akdphi National Violence Awareness Day, we are hosting a "We have the Right to be Safe from Violence" Workshop where we will have a guest speaker and a few activities. Please
come by even if its for a little bit, in between classes, to become a
little bit more aware of violence. The National Violence Awareness Day
is held in rememberance of our fallen sister, Valerie Zavala San Jose University Chapter 
Finally, the sisters of akdphi are hosting our 2nd Annual "Red Light, Green Light" Valentine's Day Party at Rocky's Sports Bar off Fletcher Ave. Remember,
a red glowstick bracelet means stop, your taken and a green glowstick
bracelet your single and ready to mingle lol. If you are on the guest
list, you get in for a cheaper price so contact me or one of the kdphi
sisters to get on it by February 9th.. even if you dont know if you are
going, it's better to get on the guest list than not be on it and have
to pay more!!

Hope to see everyone at one if not all of these events!! | | |
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| A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!" | | |
| Sam, Jason, and Bear were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today.
You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to Bear and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the Bear. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to Jason and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said Jason. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked Sam, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And then Sam answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" | | |
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