"It's about to go down"

Man, I am about to kick some Freshman ass.  This boy is constantly trying me whenever I'm around him.  I try to be cool about it and all, but it's time for that to stop.  But I know if I do something, I'm going to get suspended.  And that means I won't be able to run at the next XC race.  And I know somebody's gonna open their stupid mouth saying that I got suspended just to give me an excuse not to run.

"If Red Bull gives you wings, then Nitro 2 Go will give you a 777.  Or whatever the fastest plane out there is"

Man, right before the meet on Saturday I was at the gas station.  And I saw some powdered Nitro 2 Go mix.  You know, that stuff I OD'd on at TiP.  So I was thinking.  I'll buy me a couple of packets, and mix it in with my water/sports drink before our next race which is next wednesday.  It'll probably mess me up afterwards.  But I might go sub-24 minutes.

"And a few words from our sponsor"

It's simple, Mymy.  Track & Field/XC makes the world go round.  Without all those legs pumping the Earth would stop spinning and we'd all fly out into Space and die.  (Note: This idea is taken from a AIM convo I had with J-Rock.)