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Name: Sera
Country: United States
State: Indiana
Birthday: 1/29/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: Guster, Spiderman, Colts, Black Men-especially Colt Football Playing Ones!, Guitar, Komet Hockey (Virag, but NO puckbunny!), The Revolution, Eating Bagels, Playing Dress Up, Disney ANYTHING, Colorado, and Jeeps
Expertise: DRAMA, SINGING,Choir, Hockey,Football, Swing Dancing,Hiking/Camping, PHOTOGRAPHY,and Art
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research
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AIM:  GreenEyedGustero
MSN: Porcelain
Member Since:
12/19/2004
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| GO COLTS!!! A Patriot fan, a Bear fan and a Colt fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death.
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released
after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.
The Patriot fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Patriot fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Bear fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back. But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Bear fan out crying like a little girl.
The Colt fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate) , but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Colt fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Bear fan to my back."
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| It was the most amazing Colts game I will probably ever attend AND I got to watch it with my man! Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom ," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house this nice up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a Colts towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super bowls." God said, "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Peyton get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said: "Tom , that's not Peyton's house, it's mine." -Nice joke Morgan! | | |
| It happened at the Denver Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts
of this girl. For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate
customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines
gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when
confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking
a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed
his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE
to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am
sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these
folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard
clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO
DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please
come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at
the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!". Without
flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line
for that too." | | |
| Well, I am back in Muncie again...it lacks some of the luster that Germany has...there are no hills, brats/saurkraut, good wine, Wetzel Wizards, castles, Donnies....thank goodness for the Tripod, friends...and the village! I can't wait for this semester to be over...I love Ball State, but I am more than ready to just call myself an alum instead of a student! May 5 get here quickly please! I think senioritis has taken me over!?!?!?!?!? P.S. I thought this was freakin hilarious...thanks Dad! Non partisan political bumper sticker... FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State. . "RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper. | | |
| I am home. It only took 5 hours by a car and truck and then 9 hours on a plane .It has been good to see my family and friends, but I do miss Germany very much (and my Captain!). It is weird around here...I mean...I don't have to decipher menus, the light switches are on the inside of rooms, the road signs are green again, all the money is green, many strange things... | | |
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