I am now the proud owner of a bromeliad. I say proud because I'm too ashamed to admit I have no idea how to begin caring for a plant like this, have purchased a pot for it at least two sizes too large, and currently l…

I am what we in the gay world call a "flamer." My fire burns brightly, folks, and I work tirelessly to enlighten the rest of the world, both straight and gay alike, saving the unwashed from a life spent in ignorant darkn…