I read the part of Fellowship of the Ring today where the hobbits get lost in the old forest, and the trees are leading them to the Withywindle to be captured. Then I went out into the swamp for a walk, and managed to…

The Millers have a three-year-old daughter, Alice. I was just getting a drink of water, and she came up to me and said, "Do you drink water every single day?" I told her I did, and she said, "Don't you ever drink anythin…