Pajamas

What is the point of wearing pajamas? To me, the whole entire point of wearing pajamas is just to have something comfortable to wear when you're going to bed. There's absolutely no reason to spend money on something that some people will never seee. If you're bringing someone back to share a bed with you, you sure as hell better hope you'd either be naked while in bed, or she sure as hell can accept you for sleeping in crappy looking clothes.

Lingerie I can understand spending a fortune on. But seriously, what's the point of expensive ones if you're not going to show if off. Hell, we all appreciate work of arts and items of clothing which involve care in maintaining it's appearance. So what's with all the hiding? Bah.
EDIT: Also, expensive lingerie is also meant to be taken off 5-10 minutes after being 'unveiled' hence the moment of intrigue and the part which lingerie plays has come into effect and its time to move on onto the main event. ^^

There is also no shame in admitting you are indeed a man. FOR the love of God. All guys watch porn or have at least stumbled upon porn. There's just no denying the fact that yes, all of us have bloody hell watched porn. Any sexually active male has seen some form of a naked women, be it pictures, or even movies. There is absolutely no denying it. Anyone who says otherwise is lying through the skin of their teeth. They're lying to your face if they say otherwise. Being the supposedly simple creatures, yes we are transparent. We have wathced porn. Asking us whether we really do is just a totally redundant question.

On a totally unrelated to sex topic (:P), is it true that some men are reduced to a pile of nerves when they're confronted by someone they are slightly infatuated with? I don't think it is. I'd rather like to think that they project themselves differently, they act differently, say different things. In short, they try to give off a different sort off image when they are in front of that special someone. But why? I mean, yes, the courtship period is one of the most important phases of a relationship. If you're going to catch the eye of someone you're interested in, obviously you're going to go out of your way to advertise yourself and make sure that she catches your eye.

But seriously, if and when a relationship starts, things will change. She'll see you for who you really are. And you will see her for what she really is as well. No make up in the morning. Ick. Crow's feet? Wrinkles? Freckles. Omg, I didnt' see all of this last week! Where the bloody hell did all this come from? Superficial as it may sound. :P. But characteriscal (such a word?) malpractices are much more damaging isn't it? It's like ordering a pizza and getting a bloody burger. Where the hell did my pepperoni and cheese go? All I got is this crappy bun? Oh come on. Be realistic and truthful. If not to your partner then to yourself at least.

Maybe love does make you blind. Maybe it shelters and obscures of view of the person we're in love with. It protects us from the things we see. We supress and move it to the back of our brains so taht we're protected from the thing that really hurts us. We ignore the problem at hand and try to move on from that point. It just makes life easier to believe in knowing that the person we care so deeply for is not at all at fault for whatever they've done. Take a step back hun. You may be guarded, you may have taken all the necessary precautions but your view is still skewed and always will be. Listen to your friends if they're there to tell you things. They see things differently from you and that's what makes them invaluable. They love you in a totally different way and would(hopefully) only want the best for you.

Maybe it's just me. But if girls can take the time and care to present themselves to the world all made up, dressed up, stuck up. Why can't the male spesies do it as well? I mean, seriously, it's not that difficult to get your hair cut. To put on a pair of shoes. A decent T-shirt. This is more a mockumentary of myself. I WOULD like to dress up. I WOULD like to do up my hair. I WOULD like to wear my contact lenses everyday. I WOULD like to go to the gym more and exercise more to work on my body. But seriously, I'm just too damnlazy and I can't drag my ass away from my game. My hat goes off to the females who go to the gym, or get some form of exercise to keep themselves looking prim and proper. It's not gay, it's not even metrosexual to have some form of need to dress decently. I saw the most fascinating thing the other day. A guy, nice proper shirt, nice funky looking jeans, watch and a decent belt. Not sure what the brand was. BUT! What's this? Slippers? OMG>.< Why? Why would you spoil the entire image by wearing some form of crappy slippers? Mind you, they werne't even the nice kinds. Just some absolutely HORRIBLE pair of slippers. WTF. If you take care to work on your upper appearance you might as well finish off the whole damn image and get yourself a proper pair of shoes. Or two. For crying out loud.

Maybe it's cause I'm short and I'm closer to the ground. That's why I see shoes and you don't. Pfft.