I just had the most fantabulous idea. I swear. You know those bastards that insist on squeezing/parking their cars into the most teeny space that's left in a malls' parking lot? Those inconsiderate bastards that leave their cars there which makes it virtually impossible for you to leave/exit your parking bay? You know?

I suggest everyone vote for me to be in charge of carpark security. I will either: slash their tyres, scratch their car, break their windows. But the cream of my idea is to bloody hide their miserable car. I will tow the damn thing, but it at some god forsaken corner and make sure the entire world forgets about it. "Well, too bad sir/ma'am, you parked your car at some crappy place, so we just put it at some 'other' crappy place. Good luck finding it. If you can't, we'll oblige you and get you a taxi to go home."

Btw, clamping the damn car is the most absolutely stupid idea. First of all, that car can't move. And if the car is blocking yours, you're fucked as well cause you won't be able to get out. Sheesh.