| | ok, so here is a dream i had while taking a nap this afternoon. would love to hear any interpretations anyone might have.
my dad gave me this ridiculously expensive sports car...looked kind of like a lamborghini, but was made by audi or something. it was awesom except for one serious flaw: the windshield was made out of blue frosted glass, so you couldnt see through it unless it was wet, and even then not very well. it wasnt raining in my dream, so we were driving around REALLY slowly.
we went to some posh, exclusive restaurant club place i had never heard of. the bar had a self serve beer tap and i reached to pick up a glass to pull a pint and the whole bar collapsed into pieces on the ground. The bartender said, "No alcohol for anyone under 21 years old!"
"I'm 26."
The bartender says, "Well you aren't registered." And everyone is standing around looking at me like I'm this big ass hole.
"I wasn't aware I needed to register. Where do I do that?"
"Its by invitation only. And by the way, anything you break, you buy. You owe us $20,000 for the bar."
"Ahh, I see. In that case, this is about to be my restaurant."
At that point I began breaking everything in sight and beating the shit out of all the restaurant patrons. At some point this group of junior high age mexican kids came up and attacked me. I knocked one over and jumped on him, and then the rest of them decided to join me. They started breaking stuff and beating customers. I decided they could probably take it from there and then woke up. |
| | Posted 4/14/2005 6:22 PM - 1 view - 5 comments
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