If you're John Forbes Kerry, you know you're in trouble when...

... it's just days before the election

... you plan a rally at a (gay) Discotheque

... in Miami Beach, FL

... CHER is your headliner and

... less than 300 people show up

and a few days later you

... plan a rally at a club in Ft. Lauderdale, FL

... Rosie O'Donnell is your headliner and

... 38 people show up.

All I can say is DAAAAAAAAAAMMMN. If you're the democratic candidate for President and even CHER can't get people in Miami Beach to come out and support you... ... ...

And I was bent out of shape when I didn't get 38 people to show up for an AKPsi event I planned...