Women in D.C.

Are you wondering how you can stand out from the see of young congressional staffers and interns? Well based on my experience today on the red line, here is a simple guide:

(1) Dress like a sexy librarian...

(2) Wear stilettos

(3) Learn how to plant those spikes into the car so you don't have to brace yourself on anything.

(4) And most importantly, carry the Economist.

...All the men, myself included, will stare.