white collar tunesyou know the rules: there will be excerpts of three contemporary songs with the lyrics mixed up using synonyms (e.g. - "three blind mice" might be "a trio of visually-impaired rodentia") of the words rather than the actual lyrics themselves. correctly guess the artist and title of each song, and you win teh prize! previous winners have been quellers, callmequell, stacheldraht_ls, a___beautiful___disaster, moofaja, and schletz. do you have what it takes to be added to the wall o'shame? let's find out. song 1:
the temporal moment for locking-up:
make every one of the ports ajar and release you into (as the ancients called it) "Gaia".
the temporal moment for locking-up:
flick the controlling switches for incandescent bulbs up above all of the young males and females.
the temporal moment for locking-up:
a final opportunity for bacterial wastes of (often) barley, so drain your wheat or barley beverages.
the temporal moment for locking-up:
it is not necessary for you to return to your dwelling-place, however here you may not be. i skipped the chorus because it'd be way too simple to get it; this one should be easy. song 2:
day one of my travels: i viewed all of the organic lifeforms.
among them were vegetables, members of the orinth family, minerals, "cosas" as they say in Spain,
pieces of ground up minerals, inclined heaps of earth, and benign clones of Isildur's Bane.
the initial greeting i received was a drosophilus, making its token sound,
and the heavens, lying there uncovered.
the exceeding warmth was blazing, the earth was parched,
however the atmosphere was bursting with auditory waves. i have traveled through the dry part outside of an oasis on an anonymous equine.
it was sensorally good to be away from cumulonumbus humidity,
in the dry part outside of an oasis, you feel anonymous too,
for there is no one to bug you. this is one of those songs that you'd always hear on those "classic '70s hits" commercials that aired in the early nineties, but unless you listened to music in the '70s or watched daytime television in the early nineties, you won't know this one. don't feel bad. song 3:
bit o'something male, bit o'something male,
performing actions that only a bit o'something may perform.
how is he? it doesn't matter. bit o'something male.
may he be a point, or a tiny piece of dust?
when submerged beneath H2O, is he dampened,
or does the dampening get him? it's unknown to us all, bit o'something man. polygon male, polygon male,
polygon male has intense distaste for bit o'something male.
a battle ensues and polygon is victorious.
polygon male. you can't hate this group. it's just .. not human. okay, so first person to correctly guess all three wins teh prize! GO! word of the day:
dotage / DOH tidge / noun - feebleness of the mind due to old age
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