I ripped this right off Anatomic's site. The good news is it's not uncommon for one gay man to rip something off of another. Draw your own conclusions. 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?? Nog is disgusting, so hot chocolate. 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Puh-leeze, the fat jolly one doesn't have time to wrap, he sets them out. 3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colors on the tree, white on the house if I were to put them out there, which I don't. I just think it would be tacky on my house, and no the tastefully tacky either. 4. Do you hang mistletoe? Sure do. 5. When do you put your decorations up? First weekend in December. 6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? There are so many...but I am partial to sausage balls. 7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Getting a REAL tree and decorating it. 8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? 1985. Shannon McMurray decided I should know the "truth". 9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Never. 10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? Like I do everything else, haphazardly. It's one big colage. I do love my Star Wars M&M ornaments though. 11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? I want it knee-deep to a grasshopper sittin' on top of a telephone pole. 12. Can you ice skate? Never tried, but since I can rollerblade, I figure it's the same concept. 13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Yes, but it wasn't for me. I had found a statuette from the Wizard of Oz & gave it to my sister. It's the wicked witch looking into her crystal ball, and the crystal ball is a detachable snow globe of Dorothy & friends in the poppy field. She cried. 14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you? My Christmas party with my closest friends. 15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Mom's apple stack cake. 16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (the cartoon, not the movie, I hate Jim Carrey movies) and "Life with Louie" before I put up the tree. 17. What tops your tree? A plain jane star. Need to find something flashy & nice. 18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Seriously...ask a gay man this question? I'm Versatile. That answer is right from Anatomic... I couldn't change it 'cause it's just too true. 19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Carol of the Bells. 20. Candy Canes! yuck or yummy? I have to be in a mood for them. 21. Fave Christmas Movie? Ernest Saves Christmas. | 
