Currently Watching Attack of Giant Leeches (B&W) By Ken Clark, Yvette Vickers, Jan Shepard, Michael Emmet, Tyler McVey see related

Poultryguiest: Night of the Living Chickens

Honest to God, read the article in Fangoria magazine Saturday.

If I can be gay just a moment...that is a kick-ass outfit sista Whitney is sportin' there.

So anyway, what's new in the land of make believe?  Work was definately in full Monday mode today, but at least the afternoon slacked off.  Had to tell a 70 year old lady that, no, those sensations in your abdomen are NOT from a baby kicking.  And she's one of the saner ones from the group home.

Got the new employee handbook from the home office today.  While flipping through I noticed, under highering practices, "...does not discrimate based on race, religion, handicapp....sexual orientation...."  Go Cherokee Health Systems!

My car is just a magnet for other vehicles.  On the way home the other day this truck suddenly decides to start coming into my lane, never once looked in his rear view mirrors to see if I was there.  By the time I realized what he was doing, it was too late for me to do anything.  Thankfully, he noticed just in time & swerved back into his lane, but our paint couldn't have been but molecules apart. 

We have a coffee shop just a couple miles up from the office called Bear Bottom Creek Coffee.  No smartass comments on that either.  Anyway, I've gotten addicted to their stuff.  Well a few months back a place in Middlesboro opened called Java Junction.  The swill they serve up is awful.  So when I went back to Bear Bottom, I said, "I have something to tell you, but you have to promise not to hit me."  The girl working (who knows I want a rasperry cappuccino every time I open the door) held up her hand & said, "You don't have to tell me.  You went to Java Junction & it was terrible wasn't it?"  Apparently everyone in the area tries out all the new shops & everyone has gone back to Bear Bottom.

Jason may have the "man tan" goin', but I got the natural stuff goin' on from being out in the sun on Sunday.  Actually, I got a little too much.  Slightly red, I am, but at least I get brown out of it.

I hope you're not gettin' tired of Liberty Meadows, 'cause I think this particular thread is pretty funny.