I'm down off my cross now.

But special thanks to my new BFF PJ...he's the only one who truly understands what it's like to be so necessary & so underappreciated.

Anyway, life as we know it is going along ok at work, except for a professional disagreement between me & my female doc.  It basically boils down over a kid with poison ivy that she doesn't think was handled quickly enough and my position is that sort of thing is really, really low on the totem pole of importance, so we're trying to find neutral ground & not step over "professional" boundaries when we "discuss" (read: argue) this particular issue.  Anywho, I'm right & she's wrong & that's all that matters .  I should've been on a debate team in school...I'll argue my point till either someone gets mad & leaves or they concede to me.  It's not enough for me to win...I want the awards ceremony.

Ok, so Cristie tagged me with this idiotic thing about listing 8 things that the average Xanga reader doesn't know about me...so here goes (oh, and I ain't taggin' anyone...they've all been tagged anyway!)

1.) I had my first homosexual experience when I was 5.  A friend & I were playing in his bedroom and somehow the game involved our shirts off and him lying on top of me.  That's all that happened...but I wondered for days why that made me feel so good.  Yes Cristie, I know that's TMI & I'm a slut.  Deal with it.

2.) My career resume reads as such:  pizza delivery guy (2 jobs over a 9 month period), grocery bagger (1 job for 3 years), cashier (1 job over 1 1/2 years), tutor/counselor (1 summer between cashiering), CNA (2 jobs for 1 1/2 years), LPN (5 jobs over a 10 year period).

3.) I only have one arch.  My left foot is flat.  Jason didn't believe me till I made footprints.

4.) I can't stand for the refridgerator door to be left open.  I know in advance what I'm going for & I don't leave it open while I pour a glass of juice/ get a pat of butter/ slice cheese, etc.  Tabitha will verify this.

5.) Despite being raised in the South, I have never:  been to any type of car racing/ monster truck rally; been 'coon/possum/snipe hunting; been to Graceland; gone to Daytona beach; skinned any type of animal; had to appear before a judge.

6.) Except for two seperate occasions, every time I have been drunk I have been in the presence of Chris Hatfield.  Coincidence?

7.) I can not say the word "regularly".  My tongue refuses to cooperate.

8.) As a child, when I would go to sleep at night I would play out fantasies in my head, things I wanted to do or be.  This would later include sexual fantasies when I became a teen.  To this day, I have to have some sort of fantasy going through my head before I can fall asleep.