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What's a pig's best karate move?
A pork chop.C'mon people, you know you're laughing over that one.It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. According to the weather gurus, we may get as high as the upper 60s around here, might even hit 70. That's way … -
Slow Friday afternoon
Why is it when you're at work on a Friday, the day never seems right? If we're busy, I wonder why things can't be relaxed, and here we are with no one showing up and I'm dying 'cause the time is just crawling by. Anywa… -
6 o'clock already? I was just in the middle of a dream...
Thursday mornings are interesting anymore. Jason likes to prevent me from getting out of bed & get ready for work. I have to remind him he had all night to enjoy my body , but I have a job and a mortgage. I would … -
My brain is short-circuiting.
This falls under Cristie's lament that I am the world's worst gay man. So Marie is looking for a box in the office and when asked why, she said she needed it to pack her comforter in. She has take it back 'cause the vel… -
I'm a domestic goddess!
It took 3 applications of Easy Off (easy my ass), but by golly, that oven is clean! I'll tell ya this too...those warnings about not breathing the fumes,they didn't put them there just to take up space on the back of th… -
Valentine's Eve
Tomorrow is, we're told, the most romantic day of the year. This is "Christmas" for the flower shops and maybe the greeting card companies. The candy department gets taken care of during Halloween (seriously people, do… -
I'm in pain...I'm in real pain.... pain pain pain pain...
I want to put in an order for a new back. I strained my lower back a few days ago ( and no comments from the peanut gallery either!) and I thought it was getting better but today it's just not going away. Maybe the Ed-… -
Just 'cause I haven't done one of these in awhile...
Tag, I'm it!! 1. Are your parents married or divorced? Still married...aniversary is in 2 days.2. Are you a vegetarian? I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals.3. Do you believe in Heaven? Yes I do.4. Have… -
Thoughts tumble in my head like towels in the dryer.
Speaking of, I have towels in the dryer at home I need to get out.Anyway, nothing of real note has happened this week so far, so just some random ramblings from my world:My first patient has his hair parted down the midd… -
Witnessed the most intense, hard-fought sport this weekend.
What? No, not the Superbowl (sorry Frank, but I knew "da Bears" were goin' down.) I'm talking about extreme croquett. Extreme 'cause the weather was cold (ok, I had on a sweatshirt and shorts), also because I had the … -
Cristie may call me an old fraud...
but at least I don't try to predict the weather.So for the last few days the soothsayers have been giving 100% chance of snow starting at midnight last night with several inches of accumulation in the mountains (i.e. me)…
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