Saturday, March 22, 2008

  • Ode to Virginity

    *To the tune of "Proud to Be an American"*

    Yes, I'm proud to be a virgin

    Cuz I can't have an STD

    And I won't forget that Jesus died

    To save a wretch like me

    No, I will not lay down next to you

    And let you conquer me

    And there's still no doubt

    I love my man

    God bless virginity!

    Ha ha. Random things pop into my head throughout the day. Like this one. I went to the doctor the other day here on campus. She reads off this whole slew of questions regarding sexual activity. All are marked n/a. She squeals in delight. "It's not too often I can do that! I love it! And this rules out quite a lot of problems, ya know." Yeah. I know. I'm happy, too. ;o)

    Just a reminder that love is not equal to and will always champion lust. God knew what he was doing when He made his rulebook. Fight the good fight, kiddos. Fight the good fight.

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