Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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Upon the Tragice Existence of
Hotel Amenity Soap
Oh little rectangluar
rounded, yet angular
bar.
Your hue, uncertain,
wavers
between a sickened yellow,
and stark white.
Your package plain,
but not without it's pride,
boasts some name or other
at which I am sure I am meant
to be impressed.
And yet, of which,
I have never heard.
You know your certain doom.
That night, or day, or wekk,
(when you are at last called,
from your fellow soaps
to do that thing for which you were made)
will end with your disposal.
This you know,
and yet,
you go on.
Naive soap, what tragedy
your ill-spent life presents.
You perform your duty spotlessly,
and yet,
when all is said and done,
you end.
And as I gaze on your non-descript form
squatting balefully
in a puddle on my bathtub ledge,
I am sorry
for your loss.
Lauren McKinney 2008
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Comments (6)
Brilliant!! Brilliant I say!!!
I miss you Lauren!!<33333
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow that's incredibly AWESOME!
A fitting tribute to all the bars of hotel soap that have gone unrecognized for their lifetimes of service.
May they rest in peace.
I think you have waay too much time on your hands...
But who knows, maybe this will be heralded as one of your great works!
Wow..... might I inquire as to what inspired this piece of genius?
Who amoung us has not looked upon a bar of hotel soap and not felt sorry for emient loss?