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Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Fuck Your iPhone
I really wish you stupid motherfuckers would stop talking about the fucking iPhone. It's just another fairly shitty and extremely overpriced cell phone. That's all. Oh, you can play music on it? Great, that's been available long before the iPhone. Oh, you can view photos and multimedia on it? Great, that's also been available long before the iPhone. Oh, you can use iTunes on it? Could do that on other phones before this as well, but why would you even want to use iTunes when there are much better alternatives out there? That was rhetorical for all you iphone freaks who are obviously mentally impared. Apple is the king of hype and they've got all you mindless drones playing right into their hands. How fucking stupid can you be? Again, rhetorical as there is obviously no limit to how stupid you can be. Oh, it has a touch screen? Great, not the only phone out there with touchscreen technology and besides, who gives a fuck? Do I have to say it again? Okay, those were both rhetorical. Oh, but wait, it's got text-fucking-messaging! Great, so does every fucking phone on the market. I am so sick of seeing, reading, and hearing about these retarded Apple products. Yes, Steve Jobs is a master at sucking untold amounts of money from the retarded masses, but that does not make his products worth two shits you stupid fuckers. Just when the iPod bullshit starts to die down a little bit, this iPhone bullshit takes over. I want to be able to go to a supposidly non-biased tech site/magazine and see something on/in it besides iPhone shit.

/rant off
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
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Quiting is Dangerous
Every time my team leader speaks to me at work I have to use every ounce of energy I have to keep myself from strangling the pathetic life out of her. Oh, you have no idea... I'm one of the most unconfrontational people at FedEx, but this bitch makes me want murder her. I don't have time to go into a full-on rant, cuz I have to go to work now and deal with her some more. It wouldn't be all that bad if I could smoke a fucking cigarette, but I'm trying to stay strong. I came very close to breaking down last night/this morning, though. I'm also dangerously close to just walking out and never going back to that fucking place. It's sad. I love the job and the work, but I absolutely loathe my team leader (as does the rest of the team). The manager ain't great either. I want to know who this bitch blew to get the team leader job before it was even posted, because she clearly didn't get it for being competetent in any sense of the word (except, perhaps, regarding blowjobs).
Monday, July 07, 2008
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Currently Watching
Hacking Democracy
By Bev Harris, Andy Stephenson, Harri Hursti, Ion Sancho, Mark Radke
see relatedListen to History, Idiots
Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship... Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.
~ Nazi Hermann Goering
Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar.
~ Julius Caesar
Does this sound like George W. Bush? Yes
Does this sound like John McCain? Yes
Does this sound like Barack Obama? No
Pay attention, people. I hate when I have to spell things out. Not that it matters since the votes from electronic voting machines are controlled by whoever gives Diebold the most dirty money (so far it's Republican organizations).
Sunday, July 06, 2008
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Revised Quit-Smoking Timeline
Personal Quit-Smoking Timeline
July 06, 2008 @ 1100
Last Cigarette
July 06, 2008 @ 1120
Blood Pressure returns to normal
July 06, 2008 @ 1900
Carbon Monoxide levels in bloodstream halved
Oxygen levels in bloodstream return to normal
July 08, 2008 @ 1100
Chance of Heart Attack decreased
All Nicotine out of system
Sense of Taste/Smell return to normal
July 09, 2008 @ 1100
Bronchial tubes relax
Energy levels increased
July 20, 2008 – July 30, 2008
Circulation increases
October 2008 – April 2009
Lung Capacity improves 10%
Coughs/wheezing/breathing problems dissipate
July 2009 (23)
Risk of Heart Attack halved
July 2013 (27)
Risk of Stroke returns to non-smoker level
July 2018 (32)
Risk of Lung Cancer returns to non-smoker level
July 2024 (37)
Risk of Heart Attack returns to non-smoker level



