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  • Sometimes Insurance Can Be Funny

    So I'm a licensed insurance agent for those of you who don't know. This means my job is boring, people automatically distrust me and dislike the fact that they are REQUIRED to purchase a policy from me. Most days my job …

  • Meanie!!!

    Seriously. I thought fortune cookies were supposed to be nice. Or wise. Or helpful. But mean?For reals, check it out. This is an actual fortune my co-worker Colin got yesterday along with his take out chinese. Erm...

  • I Think I Just Peed a Little

    Holy. Moley. Ok so I love Shane and Shane and if you don't know who they are, they are some local boys, who lead worship and they're sorta a big deal. They write amazing songs, are so humble and in love with Jesus, and t…

  • Starbucks Chronicles

    I realize I have not posted one of these in a loooong time and I have had a bundle of them over the summer. I mean A BUNDLE, A PLETHORA, A BOATLOAD if you will.The problem with these is sometimes you just have to be the…

  • Fun at The Bux

    So we have this new latte. It's called the "Dulce de Leche" (doolsay day laychay) Latte. It's spanish and literally translated "sweet milk", and tastes like caramel. Obviously, since my Starbucks is in a small east Texas…

  • New Words For 2007

    This is especially funny if you work at a desk job, but hilarious irregardless.NEW WORDS FOR 2007 : Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)... 1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, …

  • I Got Myself A Sugardaddy!

    Yep, that's right folks. I have a candyman. He's very sweet and decadently rich. He has agreed (somewhat begrudgingly) to help me illustrate what women do to men sometimes.Looks pleasant enough, if not a tad naked: Firs…

  • bwahahaha. This is how I feel most days. I love it!

  • By the way, my mom is a blonde...

    Conversation over cleanup after breakfast this morning:Me: "Mom you might want to get some new jeans. Those are a bit outdated."Mom: "These? They are made by Jones New York. These are great jeans."Me: "The brand has noth…

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