Went to get a pizza today from this place that just opened/renovated. As we were waiting for our pizza (two large pies) to be made and stuff, the dude gives us an order of garlic knots to munch on while we wait. Jeffy …

I thought I came to terms regarding my work situation. I was ready to stay put for two more months and then re-evaluate if I was still employed. But then out of the blue, I get one of those, I'm going to be completely …