| Might as well still be in high school.
Still have drama in my life.
Bitch will you please grow the fuck up.
For real.
Hoe is not a cute look. |
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| Almost done.
Graduation In 2 weeks! |
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| Just one of those days.
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| You know you go to Parker when...When you go to ISSP just to skip class.
When your teachers get arrested for smoking pot.
When you can get oral out in the open.
When your car is broken into & all they steal is a hand shovel.
When you see weed scattered on the bathroom sinks.
When pineapples make you think of psychology.
When everyone goes to gym just to go to all 3 lunches.
When people are having sex in the school elevator.
When the ex-principal looks like a oompa loompa.
When someone is sleeping with a teacher.
When being a senior means you pass the class no matter what.
When you find 2 people having sex in the bathroom.
When your locker comes standard with a condom inside.
When see hobo teachers (Mr. Roberts) running around with shopping carts.
When your most well known drug dealers are the teachers.
When the hold a carnival just for the people who showed up for the FCAT.
When there is a rat in almost every classroom.
When half the girls at school are pregnant.
When someone announces what every bell means at least once a week.
When you see a freshman in the bathroom stall using a vibrator.
When you smoke a j during lunch & a teacher takes it, smokes it & tells you to get in the cafeteria.
When you tell front office & they repay your $1 when you really didn't put in a dollar.
When you have to have a tampon in your hand to be allowed to use the bathroom during lunch.
When all of A hall lockers were glued shut.
When you’re tardy every period about 10 days in a row & still be on your 2nd warning.
When you have to be escorted just to go to the bathroom.
When your locker is 3 different shades of red & yet you can still read the graffiti it was suppose to cover up.
When you can make it through the whole day drunk as hell.
When you see a Napolean Dynamite look-a-like run by you.
When the principal gets hit with a water balloon filled with bleach.
When it’s easier getting off campus then to get back on.
When 50% of the teachers are racist.
When you catch a girl giving head in the bathroom.
When you can run away from the guards cause their carts go slow.
When Mr. Roberts puts a plastic head next to you if you fall asleep in his class.
When someone streaks during a Power puff game.
When you buy off the security guards with Taco Bell.
When you can deal drugs openly & yell here's your pot & no one cares.
When the system in the hallways makes no sense.
When the tennis court means smoke sessions.
When the school administration can't control the students.
When white people stay in A hall, black people on the side of B hall, & Spanish in C hall.
When you remember when the kid that was shot got dropped off in the car loading zone.
When your leaving fourth block gym & you hear a black security guy asking some of the seniors & juniors if they can get a dime of weed & if it’s good they "won't see them" getting in trouble.
When you have ever watched Disney movies in class & called it educational.
When everyone stands across the street next to the ROTC building just to smoke.
When the security guards call the white people by what sport they play.
When a fight starts & you can’t see nothing & then another fight starts cause everyone is pushing.
When all the drug dealers hang out the window saying they got acid for 2 bucks.
When you have found more than 1 typo in the Smoke Signals.
When you know why people call him “kaiser Koerick.”
When there are fights on the first day of school.
When a teacher as asked someone to “Please don’t wear the scantron.”
When more black girls fight then guys.
When your football team pretty much sucks.
When there is a huge fight & cops get involved only to say "If you want to see the fight get off school grounds."
When you walk into a class & everyone is on their cell phones.
When people brag about passing with low grades & a 1.3 gpa.
When the baseball guys walk around thinking they are huge when really they can only bench 150.
When the old ISSP teacher used to harass girls & he doesn’t get fired for it but quits cause he felt he was getting treated "unfairly."
When it rains the classrooms flood.
When a group of black people are clicked up walking and you follow cause you think there’s about to be a fight.
When Coach Koerick knows your name.
When the seniors put Christmas trees & pumpkins all over the school.
When Dr. Healy lets you skip in his class as long as you stay quiet.
When someone brings a weapon to school & gets away with it by saying it's someone elses.
When you know Mr. Roberts is psycho.
When you get in trouble for tardies & not for skipping.
When all the black security guards know all the blacks names & they don’t know a white person's name.
When you’re friends with the security guards & they let you skip.
When the security guards like to hang out in the junior parking lot.
When all you do in gym is seat on the bleachers.
When it takes 3 months to get punishment for something you don’t even remember.
When you know the meaning behind the letter E.
When you put a in a dollar & no drink comes out.
When you can talk anyway you want to the ISSP teacher & stay in there.
When every time you walk down a hallway it looks like a million man march.
When you turn all your books in at the end of the year & none of them are yours.
When you call Dr. French Miss French to piss her off.
When a teacher knows you are skipping & stops you just to say hello.
You gotta walk across the damn world just to find a drink.
Security has been fired for racism.
When every time you turn around Dr. French is right there in your face asking to see your id.
When all the teachers know your last name.
When you have to clean profanity off the wall facing the road & it’s not that hard because its chalk.
When in class its like spotting a salt grain in pepper.
When you walk through C Hall & all you see is immigrants.
When all the white boys wear their sister's pants.
When you see the security guards in the carts riding to Famous Sandwiches.
When you know when a fight is going to happen & it's a cluster in the hallways.
When all you have to do is lift the gate thing for the vending machines to get to the vending machines better.
When there are almost 40 people in every class.
When there is a shooting & you have to get a ride cause the shooters went the way you walk home.
When you walk off campus at lunch with people who don’t have stickers & the guards just wave & drive by.
When you get searched by the school cop after school just cause you’re wearing a tank top.
When there’s a bunch of people wearing bandanas but not actually claiming anything real.
When you have to spray over peoples tags to put up your own.
When you lift a desk up & it breaks.
When at least 1 in 4 teachers is a certifiable nutcase.
When the classroom door comes busting in & all you see is French with a bag of candy & checking id's.
When people are scared to walk up the A halls stairs.
When you see Ms. Hailey stealing ice out of the locker room.
When Mrs. Batten’s boyfriend comes in for a quickie during lunch.
When upperclassmen aren’t allowed in upper B hall because of the freshmen.
When there is always someone selling candy for a dollar in every hall.
When you ask your football team on a daily basis, "Do you guys even want to win?"When you & your friends pour dead lizards & lizard juice on people out the B Hall window.
When you look in your closet & find your hats missing cause French took them.
When the freshman pick on the seniors.
When the cops help pay for all the drugs & give a ride to a dealers home & to a store to shop lift.
When there is gunfire & nothing gets hit.
When people in the cafeteria start screaming for fun.
When you see five gay people in one group.
When half the seniors are still freshman.
When most girls’ heros are known as the Mayport whores.
When most the girls dress like whores.
When the fat chicks who wear mini skirts & heels, & their so fat that they have to drag their heels on the ground.
When the teachers cuss the students out.
When the pep rallies put you to sleep.
When Mrs. Batten tells you how bad you’re pissing her off.
When you don't even have to go to class to pass.
When you see giant black kids walking around with little Spider-Man backpacks on that you know are full of candy.
When a parent that moved into the area & ask the school what’s its grade & the students laugh & tell them they fell sorry for them.
When you pay no attention to the arrows on the stairs.
When you go to all 3 lunches & nobody says a damn thing cause they know they can’t stop you.
When people come up with putting flour in the principal room for the school prank.
When the school calls because you weren’t there.
When the principal is named after a plant.
When they suspend you for skipping.
When there is a girl in a wheelchair and she knows she stands out but still manages to skip to all 4 lunches.
When a security guard is sent to your class cause you don’t have a teacher & he tells you to turn on BET.
When there’s a whole table of kids at all 4 lunches every single day, all the kids, being loud but don’t get into trouble.
When your in ISSP & the security guard tells Mr. Williams to suck a fat one.
When they peep you up for the FCAT.
When you see everyone who isn’t in a club or sport selling candy.
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