this song is uber hilarious -- it makes me laugh every single stinking time i hear it. which is often today since i'm listening to it on my ipod. I was sitting on a bar stoolIn a barbecue joint in TennesseeWhen this…

calvin: whats it like to fall in love?hobbes: well...say the object of your affection walks by...calvin: yeah?hobbes: first, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. all the moisture makes you swea…

aren't i lovely...do you love me,'cause i'm hungry, for something thatwill make me real. i. give. up.

9:44 actually, i'm more annoyed by my stupidity.lets have a pity party for me, shall we?

To everyone who's lost someone they loveLong before it was their time.You feel like the days you had were not enough,when you said goodbye.There is hope for the helpless,Rest for the weary.Love for the broken heart…

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i'm graduating. today.