Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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For the love of Ta-Tas!
For those without breasts, you really don't have to read this.
Why is it so fucking hard to find the right bra? The cups are too big or too small. The straps rip into your shoulder. The push up shoves you boobs under your chin.
Urgggh!
Oh, and right now my fucking neighbor is smoking pot, dumbass. Stop smoking, this is an apartment complex! Other people live here and have lungs.
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Comments (5)
It's because most people don't know how to shop for bras. The key is to get measured and then find the right kind. The support is not in the straps, but rather the band and cups. They have to fit right first and foremost.
why does rob know this?
I know of one brand that makes my size consistently.
One.
And these same factors piss me off, lady.
BRA REVOLUTION
LET'S BURN 'EM ALL
Yes, burn your bra, then run around in a white shirt preferably near a sprinkler system. Pot won't fuck your lungs that much, besides, think about all the dust in an apt complex, skin flakes, cigarettes, cigars, pipes, exhaust fumes! there's a lot out there. But if musty aroma of pot gets to you, I suppose you could complain about that.
Well, this was a doozy of a first entry to walk in on. Almost as bad as walking in on, "Then I said, I said, 'Oh! Is this *your* wife?'"
Hi, came by via RingerDeluxe's blog, where I've probably made myself as welcome as Ben Franklin's 3-day old fish.
I can't comment firsthand on bras, since I gave up that lifestyle long ago. I do have to go with Zepcono on this one, though. Both on the sprinklers and the pot being the least of your worries about an apt HVAC system that's probably not seen a cleaning this side of the Bush Sr. administration.
This comment is 65% veracious. The reader is free to determine which bits were fibs.