| | DAMN.
You know what?
Boobs DO NOT SHRINK.
They just hang there, obstructing the view of my feet.
I mean, i'd like to see them SOME TIME right?
Gosh this is frustrating. 
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(I DID NOT WRITE THIS. JUST FOUND IT ON THE WEB )
How I Feel About Big Boobs (by someone who knows)
I've got some big boobs. They're in proportion to my body, so they don't look completely out of place, but they're there. I can't hide 'em. Can't shrink 'em. Can't see my feet.
A lot of people spend a lot of time wishing that they had big boobs. Let me tell you right now - you don. Not really. All it would take is just one day (possibly less) of having them to make you realize that you don really want them.
Now, let me be clear; I not talking about gravity-defying, unnatural, freakish boobs of the silicone or saline variety. I speak of the natural and God-given chest trophies that so many of us are endowed with (often at an unusually early age - thanks for that double whammy!). Fake boobs are a whole other thing. Trust me. I an expert; I live in Southern California.
I also not talking about you girls with Cs strapped to your chest, OK? Cs are pretty average from my understanding. I sure a few will disagree, just like there will be those Triple-N sisters out there who argue over my classification of my own DDs as large. I feel for the larger ladies, but I can only speak for myself when it comes to this issue.
For those who lament their itty bitty titties, let me enlighten you as to the truth of big breasted-ness:
I have NEVER spilled a single drop of food on my lap. EVER. I do, however, have plenty of splotches and blotches on the chest area of many of my shirts. Do you know how to get catsup out of polyester? I dream of owning snow white T-shirts.
Can I get a sports bra please? Come on people! We can send satellites to Saturn, but we can create a well-fitting and (this is the key) supportive sports bra over a C cup. How am I supposed to exercise without uni-boob (the melding of two breasts into one unit carried at the center of the chest) or quadri-boob (the bra becomes so tight it cuts your boobs off at the top and causes extra boobage to spill out the top)?
Just because I can fit into a size 14 doesn mean my boobs can.
Face it, big boobs are like pets. You can ever forget about them. You have to take care of them, moniter them, check in on them regularly. If you don, who knows what could be going on! Big boobs have a life of their own. If you don keep an eye (and a bra) on them, theyl run away, and youl find them years later, hanging at your knees.
I envy the A-Cuppers who can throw on a shirt over bare skin. Revel in that feeling of freedom for me!
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Boobs suck.
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