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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Joshua Country: Vatican City State Birthday: 11/12/1980 Interests: deviantART Expertise: arts 'N farts 'N crafts Message: message meEmail: email me Website: visit my website AIM: aaaaaand McDrunk Yahoo: notjoshuaswenson@yahoo.com Member Since: 9/26/2003

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

	workng on it. working on it. workng on it. this picture is real. they're from washington Illinois. and this is her myspace www.myspace.com/74666887
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Friday, March 30, 2007

	the pen name
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Monday, March 12, 2007

	cattle decapitation t-shirt? hello? i don't know. i don't know. what a tradgety. 4 people are sleeping in my living room.
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

i love my mind... it just works so well for me.
i wouldn't trade my brain for anything.

tonight i finished my script for... screenwriting class.
it's about a machine built to repopulate humanity
after a great war...
the machine raises a child and teaches him about
humanity and what it had become at the end.
and then in the end, the women he was supposed
to repopulate the planet with are all dead.

oh man... so depressing!!!!

crapdragons!

ALSO

i talked to my good buddy bossi baker,
and he told me that assistant post-productioneers
who work in NYC get paid 65$ an hour and work
10 hour days.

so. joshua swenson, you will be moving to new york city.

i calculated the figures... and... that's right around 150THOUSAND $$$
per year....
then i did some more calculations, and realized that
i will be able to own the entire criterion DVD collection
by the time i'm 28 years old.

so that made me feel pretty good.
about me.

and... i'll also have a 56" plasma screen TV...
and... i'll also be able to buy everyone in my family one.
and... i'll also be able to give the ZAPATISTAS 500$ a
month...

and... i'll also be single this Valentine's day.

so what????????

i'm going to be rolling in it in a few years!

and can you believe this????

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006


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