| Thank you, yes, and please.The three words in the English language I would like to learn to say more and without any reluctance. Oh, that's four words you say? Thank you. Yes, I will count better next time. Please, after you. Anyway, apparently I only post when my sisters have babies. I guess you're right. It does seem that way as of late. What's new for thefourthwoody you might be asking yourself? Well, let me just fill in the blanks for you. Wendy and Jason had a son. Their first son was Calvin. The second one's name is Isaac. They live in Canaan's land. Well, no, they actually live in Columbia, Il. That is neither here nor where you are. That's where Jason and Wendy live. That's about it. Here's my eight: (I'm not actually 100% positive what these eight were supposed to be about, so I hope you're ready for this forty-five second roller coaster ride of bullet points.) 1/8: I'm a big fan and supporter of East Coast athletic teams. And not just any athletic teams. I'm a fan of the winners. Sorry, Dolphins fans and Red Sox fans. I'm a Duke/Yankee/Patriots fan. Its okay if you don't like these teams, America will still let you live in the free country that the Patriots and Yankees fought and won for you. By the way, Duke is 9-0 at the time of this publication. By the time you read it, they will still be 9-0. Unless you're reading this when they're 10-0. In that case, they will no longer be 9-0, but rather, they will be better than your favorite team. Still. 2/7: I love being an Uncle. And not just being an Uncle for nephews like I thought I would be exclusively. Being an Uncle for Emerald Hudson Joy has been an amazing thing. She's still not playing on my nephews only basketball team, but she can be the trainer or mascot or scout. Not a cheerleader, though. Sorry. Calvin, Moses, and Isaac are a scary triumvirate and ridiculously comparable to another trio of superstar athletes on the same team. Hurley, Hill, and Laettner ring any bells? Or how about Jordan, Pippen, and Luc Longley? Maybe you're thinking about another trio, like Bird, McHale, and Parish? However you stack the cookies, they are delicious and in serious danger of being eaten by Moses. In summary: Being an Uncle is an incredible priviledge. 3/6: I enjoy clever advertising and marketing, whatever medium is presenting it. I also enjoy proving it wrong. Example: Kay Jewelers jingle is, "Every kiss begins with Kay." No. Depending on how legalistic you want to get with it, "every kiss" begins with an E. Silly, yes, but its the truth and you can't fight it. 4/5: 5/4: 6/3: 7/2: 8/1: I like to think that I am creative. With that, I will let anyone who wants to, fill in the four blanks. Its a big responsibility, but I know you can handle it. You're just that good of a person. Thanks for reading, and yes, I will post more often. But only if you say please. |
