Spontanious Combustion

On my way home from school today I saw something.  It was a wet day,  There were puddles in the fields.  And there were birds, thousands of birds, flying over this cornfield.  I looked out to the left of me and right past my mom I looked out the window and out of this window I saw a bird burst into flames. Believe it or not my mom didn't see it.  She was listening to my Offspring CD.  I shouted,  "Hey mom look that bird just spontaniously combusted," but does she believe me?  No.  Instead she laughed at me.  I say to her, "I am dead serious,  look!"  Instead she laughed and looked the other way.  In fact people are laughing while I am writing this.  My mom says that maybe we can go look for ashes tommarrow.  Ha ha ha.