Friday, May 02, 2008

  • Respectfully Yours

    narymesah216@yahoo.fr
    From Mrs Nary Mesah
    Tel: 00225 47023126
    narymesah216@yahoo.fr

    My Dear,

    Please do reply me with this email address above for more details about this transaction. It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Son Musa intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life.

    I can confide on you for the brighter future of my children since you are a human being like me. There is this huge amount of Fifteen Million five hundred thousand United States dollars. ($15.500.000.00) which my late Husband kept for us with a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire before he was assassinated by unknown persons. Now I and my son Musa decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons.

    We want you to help us claim and retrieve these funds from the Security Company and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:
    1). Telecommunication
    2). The transport industry
    3). Five star hotel
    4). Real Estate
    If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 10% of the total fund.
    You can call my son Musa for more explanation on this number: 00225 47023126

    I await your soonest response.

    Respectfully yours,

    Mrs Nary Mesah and Son.

    Mrs. Nary Mesah and Son,

    I am sorry for your loss. It's not everyday that a father who is worth $15,500,000.00 is shot down mysteriously in West Africa. If my father were assassinated and left behind millions, I too would confide in one of the many trustworthy Xangan bloggers here in America and seek their assistance in guarding my inheritance. You can no longer turn to banks or mutual fund companies in this nation -- only bloggers on the internet.

    I feel privileged that you would want access to my private account to host your riches. On top of that, I am amazed at your willingness to conduct business and share your exuberant amount of wealth with me. When I read your letter, a little tear ran across my cheek. It's not often that you find such trusting, giving people from foreign lands, especially in these unfeeling times. It makes me feel as though we're like family. In fact, I am encouraged to call you mother as my own biological mother recently promised to leave behind Taco Bell coupons as my inheritance. With such a sincere letter like the one you've written, you have shown me the kind of love that I have never encountered before.

    And that's why it pains me to inform you that I am unable to share my personal account information with you at this time. You see, I was recently in a serious car accident (See my blog, Car Day) and at the moment, I am unable to conjure up the necessary information and passwords you would need as I am still shaken from the event that unfolded. I am sorry if this disappoints you. I am certain of your concern for my well being, but rest assured that I am okay and doing better every day. In the mean time, I will try to recall whatever I can as humanly possible. Perhaps if you were to tell me the information to your own private account this will help me refresh my memory more quickly.

    While I try to remember what I can, I have taken it upon myself to publicly post your letter and email in hopes that you may find someone else to confide the brighter future of your children to. My fellow bloggers are human beings like you and me. Surely, you will find someone trustworthy here.

    No need to thank me. After all, we're like family.


    Respectfully yours,
    Tina Hawt


    P.S. And the next time you want to send a scam, send it over to myspace or one of those dating sites. You see, this is Xanga -- a place where people have to choose words in order to form coherent sentences. This requires some intelligence. We are not that stupid. Sometimes we appear to be, but looks can be deceiving.

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