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Original: 7/15/2005 8:11 PM
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Friday, July 15, 2005
 

logging onto xanga after so long brings back memories.  just to get a few things off my chest

i just bought tickets to go to prague, vienna, and budapest this september with lynn.  sorry in advance for all the people i promised to visit around the world this year, i won't be able to make it because this trip will make me broke.

jj - where did you go - in life and on line??

my purse was violated on the subway today. 

it is one of those crowded evenings on the subway where you learn to keep your eyes down to avoid awkwardly staring at a person whose face is 6 inches away from you.  there is an old man wearing thin gym shorts facing me.  i start to assume my standard downward stare position when lo and behold i see that this guy has a humungous boner on my bag.  in a flourish that can only come from a combination of disgust and intrigue (who knew such old men could get so hard) i take aim at his crotch and ram up purse upwards and out.  i quickly avert eye contact, feign innocence, and turn up my iPod. 

 Posted 7/15/2005 8:11 PM - 49 views - 7 comments

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hahaha, an old man dry humping your purse... I personally enjoy humping women's shoes... especially stilettos.
Posted 7/15/2005 11:29 PM by jonman - reply

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Posted 7/16/2005 2:50 PM by LaZou Xanga Premium Member - reply

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9th grade playlist? hmmm.... let's start with Montell Jordan-I like (off the Nutty Professor Soundtrack...im actually listening to it right now)

Posted 7/17/2005 3:43 PM by kokobutta - reply

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Ew! Did you burn the bag? Next time that happens (god forbid) you should point at it and start laughing REAL loud. The poor old man may never have an erection again.
Posted 7/18/2005 1:16 PM by clunkipoo - reply

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playa please, I'm da macaroni wit da cheese.
Posted 8/8/2005 7:39 PM by SPmonkyman - reply

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man.. don't know if i have your email anymore... just wanted to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TING!!!!!!!
have a good one. i'll see you in a bit. let me know if you want anything from japan!

Posted 11/9/2005 10:58 AM by kenNYC - reply

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tinger u make me all tingly hahahaha. wonderin if you still use this.. hmmmm i'll take the chance : )

Posted 1/22/2007 2:32 PM by Jenerasian - reply


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