| | THIS MUCH I KNOW IS TRUE
- If you drive with your handicap placard hanging from your
rear-view mirror, you probably ought not be driving in the first place,
and you should definitely not be trying to smoke and drive
simultaneously.
- I will never ever ever ever purchase another HP computer as long as I live.
- As much as I liked his performance in Adventures in Babysitting, Anthony Rapp is way too old to play twentysomething Mark Cohen in the film version of Rent.
- If
you're too poor/irresponsible to pay for a babysitter for your two
year-old, you probably shouldn't be paying for him/her to see The Seed of Chucky.
- As
much as Evangelical Christians would like to believe that they are
living on a "higher moral ground" than us heathens on either coast, go
right ahead - you're cheating on your spouses/taxes/weekly canasta game
just as much as we are, if not more, and living in denial, and soon
you'll be living in cardboard boxes the way your president is spending this country into debt.
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| | Posted 11/14/2004 10:07 PM - 9 views - 2 comments
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