FORD MOTORS: SPINELESS, HOMOPHOBIC

Ford Motor Company has decided that the best way it can hock their crappy, poorly-designed cars, is to kowtow to the deranged and otherwise divisive, totalitarian regime of the American Family Association.  Ford has decided to drop all sponsorship and advertising in gay-themed media.

For all you high-falutin' homos out there, Ford's brands include Land Rover, Volvo and Jaguar.