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  • 3001: A TODD ODYSSEY 3001 visitors todate. Of course several hundred of them have been, and still are, me. Only 3001?? Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "if you'd write anything worth reading, they will come." Al…

  • On my morning subway ride, I noticed a young(ish) man staring my way. He wasn't particularly noteworthy in my mind, which made me wonder, should we be flattered if someone finds us attractive? The short answer, and the…

  • WHY DESPISE PEOPLE OF SIZE? Some of you may have noticed the news clips that now appear on the right-hand side of my site. When I say "some of you," I mean both of you (you know who you are). To dissuade the hateful e…

  • And now for a word from my future ex-husband, ANDY RODDICK. Ok, he needs no words. Isn't he gorgeous?! He ain't too bad a tennis player, neither. If you haven't already, please take a stroll over to the news items …

  • Courtesy of my friend Jodie, from Down Under: DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK Specificity Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK …

  • Courtesy of my pal Ryan, who thinks that I would actually say #7: GAY PICKUP LINES 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these …

  • FURTHER PROOF THAT THE FRENCH WILL NEVER AGAIN BE A WORLD POWER: France Honors Danielle Steel By The Associated Press PARIS (AP) -- Danielle Steel -- the prolific romance novelist and recent author of ``Sunset in St. …

  • TOP TEN ITEMS I PREFER NOT TO BUY FROM STREET VENDORS: 10) Pillows. 9) Louis Vuitton purses. 8) "Lucky" bamboo. 7) Assorted slightly irregular bras and panties. 6) Condoms. 5) Anything fried then served on a …

  • BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT... My pal Brian has (had?) a show up in West Hollyweird. It was reviewed in Backstatge West in May.

  • Junk E-mail Subject Line O' The Day: MAKE YOUR DICK DRAG ON THE FLOOR! TOP TEN THINGS THAT GET STUCK IN MY SANDALS ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK: 10. Pebbles. 9. Shards of glass. 8. Gum. 7. Condoms. 6. Lost tour…

  • IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, YOU CAN HEAR MAXIM READERS' FLAGS BEING LOWERED TO HALF MAST Love match (from The New York Post's Page Six)It couldn't have helped Anna Kournikova's slim-enough chances in her Wimbledon doubles …

  • TODAY'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY (I'm cranky, leave me alone): Michael has two abusive stepfathers and an alcoholic mother. If his self-esteem is reduced by 20% per dysfunctional parent, but Michael feels 3% better for every…

  • I'VE GIVEN UP COUNTING THE HOLES IN THE CEILING TILES AT WORK... So I need a new hobby. My latest undertaking is coming up with spiffy, new taglines for New York City. In the wake of the incidents of April 23, when Ma…

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