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  • THE JOY OF PARENTHOOD Once upon a time, I decided that a dog would be a delightful addition to my brood, and by brood, I mean me. Enter Becky, a friend, and dog owner - or guardian as they're now called. Some …

  • A MOMENT OF INTROSPECTION, IF YOU WILL Someone recently pointed out to me that she thought I am much the same person I was when I was living in New York City. I beg to differ, but I am willing to consider her point…

  • ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAKWANZAKAH IS... The Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator. Somehow I just never imagined that you should have something like this...at home. I mean, can you imagine all thos…

  • I've penned a review of The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Delightful! Enjoy: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou I didn’t immediately fall in love with The Royal Tennenbaums; much like how Edward explains opera…

  • AND HOW WILL HISTORY TREAT THIS BAG OF CRAP? If we've learned anything from the Clinton-Lewinsky indiscretion, it is that history can sometimes right the wrongs of the day. While Monica will forever be linked to th…

  • MEANWHILE, THE HYPOCRISY SPOTLIGHT TURNS TO... While perusing various and sundry file-sharing services for, let's call them tawdry items, I've discovered something quite interesting - along with files for ne'er-do-w…

  • YOU'RE SAD, AND THAT'S TOO BAD - FOR YOU My dear, dear, dear friend David phoned me today to let me know that, though he joined Xanga after me - and because of me, I might add - he is about to surpass me in total visi…

  • I'M EMBARRASSED FOR YOU Saturday Night Live has not been good for years, but every now and again it has flashes of brilliance. This Saturday's performance was not one of them. Everyone knows that the show shoots…

  • Lately, I've been having Holly Hunter-like episodes, a la Broadcast News, more frequently than I'd like. For those of you who have never seen the aforementioned film, you may stop reading now so you can go immediately…

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  • WHY IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED! DID YOU INCLUDE THE GIFT RECEIPT? I abhor the holidays, excluding Thanksgiving, mind you - I love turkey and stuffing! I always hate trying to find that perfect gift for friends and lo…

  • IF YOU DON'T WATCH THIS NEWSCAST, YOU WILL DIE - FILM AT 11 So you think that America is gotten that prude since Janet's wardrobe malfunction? Maybe not. According to the Federal Communication Commission's own dat…

  • HOW TO THROW A SUCCESSFUL PITY PARTY First, you must conjure up an action you took recently that you consider to be stupid. Something asinine will also work. Next, relate this action with one from your past - it n…

  • IN WHICH I PARLAY MY KNOWLEDGE OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTO FONDLING VARIOUS MODELS' NETHER-REGIONS Every year I've resided in Los Angeles, I have volunteered for a charity event for Project Angel Food called Divine Des…

  • BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT I was supposed to review The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie weeks ago for a website to which I occassionally contribute, but the tryptophan got in my way. I completed it moments ago: Not S…

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