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  • MY LIFE IS ONE BIG NON-SEQUITUR I might be the only one who thinks so, but The Rules of Attraction is pure genius. I'll admit that I never read the novel on which it is based by Bret Easton Ellis, but the film version …

  • TO MY LEGION OF FAN: This update is coming to you live from my bed, where me and Liz Taylor spend a majority of our time - not necessarily in the same one, mind you. Please pardon the infrequency of my posts, and lack …

  • I'm ill, once again, so I decided to post a suggested suggestion from my (apparent) friend David: I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS EXCEPT DAVID

  • THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN...AND STALKING If you're like me, and it's ok if you don't want to admit it, then after several continuous days of surfing endlessly for that perfect amateur cyber porn, you realize that there's…

  • If you need further evidence that I have no life, one need look no further than my little corner of cyberspace. It's rare that I discuss things that go on in my life, outside of watching television. Well, there's a per…

  • The RNC has posted "facts" about House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi. The funny thing is, the things they have to say that they consider to be negatives, are all the reasons why I like her. I'm surprised "thinks on he…

  • I've always thought Bill Cosby was racist, I just didn't know how much. This speech took some chutzpah to deliver: Cosby's Comments Spark Controversy Comedian Bill Cosby embarrassed the National Association For Advanc…

  • So I have this friend. He's an old friend - not old in the sense of age, rather we've known each other for quite some time; almost 10 years now. In one of my past lives, he and I worked in politics together. I escaped…

  • I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WELL I can't tell which is worse, my being sick or having no energy to do anything but watch bad television. Today I endured another day of Days of Our Lives and Dr. Phil. The latter showcase…

  • NO WONDER EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL US Today, home sick, I watched too much television and realized that I live in a country of complete morons. You'd think that I'd have realized this before today, but a combination of e…

  • I'M TIRED AND LAZY So I give you, <drumroll> Trannies at the Olympics!

  • Still no original thoughts, but more random musings: I am an aggressive driver. I dislike happy people. I abhor stupid people. Most couples make me ill. I am an angry little boy.

  • I have no original thoughts today, other than the random musings which follow: I am totally exhausted, and I must conserve energy for David's impending visit. Taking the advice of a few friends, I broke down and cal…

  • C'MERE, GO AWAY My friend, the esteemed Dr. Stacey, and I had come up with a classification of people - specifically boys - a while back, when we both lived in DC. We dubbed them c'mere, go away because they would lure…

  • TODAY'S SNIPPET In brief, this morning I was awoken by the inconsiderate upstairs neighbor, only to find out later that one of their two OLD dogs had finally gone to the big doggy bed in the sky. This afternoon, whilst…

  • FILE THIS ONE UNDER THINGS SHANNON REGRETS SENDING ME: I call it "Scary Baby".

  • THIS JUST IN! Friends is over, people can't stop talking about it and I still don't give a shit.

  • LIKE I HAD ANY TO START WITH! Am I sorry that Friends is finally over? Probably not as much as the Iraqi prisoners whose lives depend on their captors being distracted for 30 minutes every Thursday night. I guess the …

  • BITTER, PARTY OF ONE I'm (almost) off the bitter train of yesterday. No news in almost 17 hours, so I'm in much better spirits. Of course, being given a $300 belt will do that for a fella - it's part of my work ensemb…

  • What the hell is wrong with us? Is this how we want to be viewed in the world? Is this the legacy we choose to leave? The more you allow yourselves, your friends, your coworkers, your family to become complacent, lazy…

  • Be sure to read about the newest virus soon to be attacking your DVD players!

  • 10.5 REDUX - STILL NOT A GOOD (OR EVEN BAD) PORN The (melo)dramatic conclusion to 10.5 aired last night to a collective snore from my roommate and I. While we were captivated by the thought of millions perishing from t…

  • 10.5 - IT'S NOT JUST A CLEVER PORN TITLE Amidst the SoCal heatwave, NBC has decided to treat the left coast to a little disaster melodrama, cleverly titled 10.5. Of course, I am waiting for the porn, utilizing the same…

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