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  • FUN WITH NUMBERS...AND LIES!

    File this one under "misunderestimated." Giggles' first executive order as president was basically a memo outlining standards of conduct, and a little thing we like to call "ethics." I'm sure Karl Rove explained to him…
  • SIR PRICKS A LOT

    Seems big butts are becoming an increasing problem for doctors. If Sir Mix-A-Lot were a physician, rather than a knight of Her Majesty's court, he would have recognized that while a round thing in your face may get you …
  • JUSTICE 1, GOP 0

    Technically the GOP has been getting away with it for decades. However, in light of the recent spate of misdeeds by the party of the elephant, I am wiping the slate clean for hopes that it fills with the heads of the li…
  • BE STILL MY THROBBING BRAIN

    Moral hypocrisy has swamped yours truly, quite early in the week, but I'm probably late to this. The pope, head of all things hypocritical, has deigned that homosexuals should not be allowed in the Catholic priesthood -…
  • WHEN GOOD TOYS GO BAD

    File this one under "How Necessary Is This?" The US Public Interest Research Group has released its annual list of toys that kill. After reading the statistics on how many children have been killed in the last 15 years…
  • GOT GOOGLE?

    Here's a fun and interesting waste of time. It's a game, based on Google's image search feature, which has you guessing what the search term is that displayed any number of images that it flashes before you on the scree…
  • DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY? DO YOU LIKE TO DISCO?

    AirTran, with occasional non-stop flights to Florida's Everglades, is now offering something you might actually want: free flights. Just go to Wendy's and drink your way to a free flight. With just 32 drinks you could …
  • THE MORE THINGS CHANGE

    Why is it when Democrats change their minds, they're "playing politics," but when Republicans change their minds, they're "better informed?" That's the real mixed message, dontcha think? Giggles latest mad-lib rant is …
  • ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM SEX AND THE CITY Remember that stupid book, "All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"? Well, if you really want to teach kids something, let them watch Sex & The…
  • WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!

    There's a rather funny Seinfeld episode where Kramer starts taking Mr. Moviefone's calls, as his number conveniently falls one digit off. He becomes ensconced in dispensing movie showtimes until he realizes that he cann…
  • If this ain't a reason to vote for someone, I don't plum know what is!

    From the mouths of morons come the most entertaining quotes. Giggles uttered this of the Republican candidate for governor of Virginia at a rally last night: "The thing I like about this fellow is he grew up on a farm,…
  • This goes along with my support of public executions. If we're going to put people to death, we might as well make it as gruesome as possible!
  • The Washington Post's Tom Shales makes an astute observation concerning the "news" in his review of last night's episode of NBC's The West Wing. It's not news to me, but perhaps should be paid its due by those who still…
  • Today must be Friday - I keep getting bombarded with silliness that is preventing me from doing my very important work! This video is amazing. Note the guy in the background - he is unfazed.
  • Ok, this one is safe for work and features my idol, Andy Rooney.
  • This is hilarious, but not safe for work as the "f" word is used with much frequency.
  • ACHTUNG! Who says the Germans are not a humorous people? Der Spiegel (you have to adopt Col. Klink's accent when you pronounce it), which seems like the German hybrid of Time and People, has an online component rife wi…

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