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  • NOT AS DUMB AS SHE LOOKS I've seen the advertisements - everywhere - for TV Land's new experiment, Chasing Farrah, and I just thought it sounded dumb. I'd seen her in Dr. T and the Women and her now infamous intervie…

  • THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Why isn't stupidity a terminal illness?

  • PET PEEVE #362 If you are 6'2", balding and look like you are pregnant with twins, but are male, and squeezing your fat ass into a brand new Porsche 911 Carrera, you do not deserve a handicapped parking pass.

  • FILE THIS UNDER BOO-FUCKING-HOO Michelle Zipp, whose name alone should have garnered her fate, was fired from her duties as editor of the extraordinarily superfluous Playgirl. According to "fair & balanced" Matt …

  • THIS IS WHY I STOPPED WATCHING THE NEWS After OJ, I decided that the "news", in its present form, was no longer useful to me, or anyone else, for that matter. I'm not sure what has brought this evil back into my li…

  • I WORSHIP AT THE TEMPLE OF SANDRA Last night, I was treated to Everything Bad & Beautiful, by my lord and savior, Sandra Bernhard. She was, as expected, brilliant, and she gave it all, honey. She always…

  • How the hell did I get on this list?? I received this gem in an e-mail, a few days ago. I thought the subject should have read, "Fear Creates Jobs!"

  • For all us pagans - and Jews (same thing, in most countries) - out there, my handy French datebook is at the ready. Who knew Good Friday was when Christ died? Well, pretty much everyone, in this country anyway. Les…

  • SOMETHING GOOD...FOR A CHANGE Late this afternoon, after a grueling day being irritated by educationally-challenged, English-as-a-second-language, snarky (mis)managers, I arrived home only to find my front door ajar…

  • MORE FROM YOUR HOST, THE SELF-APPOINTED GRAMMAR DIVA I can excuse an error in grammar, but spelling, especially in this age of spell-check, is inexcusable. I am constantly horrified by resumes that I see coming int…

  • Happy birthday, Carlos!

  • Well, I was going to write about one of my biggest pet peeves, grammatically speaking; the use of "over" in place of "more than", but then I got caught up in The WB's newest nightmare, The Starlet. Tonight's episode…

  • KITTY PORN I certainly hope he was declawed, otherwise, this would have turned into a not-so sexy tragedy. Of course, it still doesn't measure up to Punchie and Pikachu - one of my all time faves, but it might hav…

  • Nothing is quite as painful as looking for a new place to live, with the possible exception of looking for a new job. Combining the two is plain old masochism, no matter how you look at it, and I am digging my own gr…

  • CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM, CAN'T SHOOT 'EM I adore my family. Where else could I come up with so much fodder for things to write? Recently, I've taken to writing various members of my family, actually just my father an…

  • Cathy Horyn's astute recap of Paris' Fall Fashion Show (in the New York Times) is nothing short of perfection. Her affectations are such that you can sense her sneering at your ignorance of trompe l'oeil and bustle. …

  • IF YOU'RE IMPORTANT ENOUGH, YOU WON'T HAVE TO MAKE FILMS LIKE THIS Tonight I went to see the muchly (un)anticipated follow-up to Get Shorty, Be Cool. While I can barely remember the aforementioned, I'm hastily bangin…

  • I have friends, flung far and wide, from Sydney, Australia to every corner of these not-so-United States to, recently, Brussels, Belgium, where My Favorite Mexican has temporarily relocated. MFM is particularly uniq…

  • EWW, EWW, EWW! Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit, is the latest victim of the T-Mobile hacker. He recorded a few minutes of, let's call it "lovemaking", with some chick on his home computer, and now it is online, for all …

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