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  • WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

    I know Giggles is a Miserable Failure. Most of the country (finally) realizes that he is a Miserable Failure, but what is the world coming to when the "evil doers" make international headlines by calling Chimp in Charge…

  • WHEREIN I FULFILL A REQUEST

    Loyal reader/tenant/former #1 roommate KPS was in LA last weekend visiting "a friend" (read: ex-boyfriend/current hottie). Turns out, ex/hottie lives in the Laurel Canyon guest home of a very Famous Composer who has pro…

  • CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING IN A FIVE BY SEVEN?

    Giggles was asked, during one of his rare press conferences, about photos of him and Jack Abramoff, the indicted lobbyist accused of, well, lots of very bad things. This is an actual excerpt of what he had to say: "You…

  • DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE

    Charles Dharapak/Associated Press U.S. Liar General, Alberto Gonzales at the podium in the background speechifying the unimpressed masses on the merits of spying on your own citizens and the misunderestimation of Joseph…

  • VOTE WITH YOUR WALLET

    Since more and more politicians are so obviously swayed by the almighty dollar, quelle surprise, I thought I would try and share with you some companies that you might not associate with the evil that they fund. Today's…

  • OH MY F@%&ING XENU

    Tom Cruise is at it again. Seems that Mr. Katie Holmes has finally gone cuckoo for CoCo-Puffs over the now infamous Scientology/"Trapped In The Closet" episode of South Park and has halted the airing of it for our pals …

  • FEAR NOT, MINIONS

    I am not dead, just thawing from my recent foray to New York City. A little tip for all you boys and girls out there who might be considering such at this time of year: don't. Sure it was lovely, in the balmy 50s for t…

  • FEDER OFF DEAD

    Kevin Federline, best known as Mr. Britney Spears, has decided that me is now talented by acquaintance. This would be a monstrous stretch because anyone who has tried to listen to the strangled cat screeching of Brit la…

  • AHH, TO DREAM

  • THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG...WITH HIM

    Larry David, who co-created one of my favorite television shows of all time, Seinfeld, has penned an op-ed piece for the New York Times about the critically-acclaimed Brokeback Mountain.Mr. David says that he would have …

  • FUN WITH CRAZY

    I have decided to share with you some of David's vaguely lewd e-mail messages to me. Though not all are suitable for publication, this one made me laugh, and will hopefully bring a smile to your face as well. She can b…

  • HNY

    Some humor to help you laugh in the new year. Perhaps it'll help you to forget we're being led into the abyss by a giggling chimp. The first two clips are from Saturday Night Live. "Lazy Sunday" is proof positive that…

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