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ANTONIN SCALIA HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, widely known for his subtlety and appropriateness, decided to share some of his Sicilian upbringing with the fourth estate. What did he have to share, you may ask? Just a friendly … -
SOMETIMES I THINK I COULD KISS BILL MAHER
And then I remember what he looks like and that I once met him with an Amazonian hooker in tow, but otherwise, I do adore him so, especially for things like this: Bill Maher's closing bit from the other night."Mr. Presi… -
AND IF BY "CHRISTIANITY" YOU MEAN "STUPIDITY...
To further prove that he can indeed wedge his entire leg into his mouth, and not just his foot, Tom DeLay cited recent speeches by Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg as "a war on Christianity." Of course, what … -
MALASSEZIA FURFUR
How can something with such a cute, almost cuddly name be so disgusting as malassezia furfur? Well, for starters, it's a type of fungus. How did I come across something so obscure, you might ask? Prepare to be sorry y… -
MAN WALKS INTO A BAR, GETS ARRESTED
If you're in a bar in Texas, be careful what you imbibe, or how much. As a "pre-emptive strike" against WMDs would-be drunk drivers, Texas has decided to send in undercover cops to arrest bar patrons for public drunkenn… -
THE BREAST OF BOTH WORLDS
I guess you can have it all, if by "having it all" means that you are successful both as a vintner and skin-peddler. Savanna Samson, star of The New Devil in Ms. Jones, is the new toast of the wine world with the releas… -
SIGN ME UP FOR THIS JOB
How'd you like to "work" 97 days out of the year and earn at least $165,000 per year? Be a Congressman! See the world!! Or not. -
V FOR VERY IMPORTANT
You wouldn't know it by the deafening silence, but one of the more important, relevant films of the day was released this past weekend; V for Vendetta. What's particularly interesting to note is that neither the studio … -
GROSS TONNAGE
Well, we're certainly addicted to something here in America. Oil, certainly. Stupidity, definitely. Hypocrisy, unquestionably. What else could explain this delicious new montrosity from Mercedes, which will most cert… -
TOM CRUISE IS A BULLY
Watch South Park's "Tom Cruise: Trapped in the Closet" before he sues/threatens anyone else: -
AN EXCELLENT REASON TO STAY AWAY FROM GEORGIA
Apparently, the only thing on their minds is 1972. I guess it shouldn't surprise that a state rife with Civil War reenactments should choose to remember the good ol' days. Here's hoping the South never rises again. -
WELL, SO MUCH FOR CAPITALISM
Great news! The United States is going bankrupt! Ok, maybe not "bankrupt" in the traditional sense, but Giggles sure is taking delight at fucking up every conceivable corner of this increasingly ridiculous country. En… -
ANOTHER REASON NOT TO VISIT ALABAMA
Like you needed another? How about a reason to visit? -
THE END IS NIGH
Well, it is if you believe this guy. Watch: (opens in Windows Media Player) -
IF "THE SIMPSONS" WERE REAL
Yeah, like they're not! -
BORING AND BORINGER
Seems uber-boring new reality mash-up Travis and Sarah, of The Bachelor, are all broken up. And we're supposed to be...surprised? I am loathe to admit that I watched this season's crapfest, mostly because of how awesom… -
ALL I WANT FOR XMAS...
All I want for Christmas Valentine's Day Easter(?) is former U.S. Representative Randy "Jailbird" Cunningham's antiques! Seems Randy won't be needing his cache of booty where he's going.Now if Giggles and Drunky McShoot… -
EVERYTHING'S BOOBIER IN BRITIAN
This is why those sassy, droll Brits are more fun; nipples! Sure we all have 'em, but only they allow them to be seen, which is odd given their stodgy demeanor. Nonetheless, seems our pals across the pond are not afrai… -
STILL TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
Walter Cronkite is a distant memory to some. For me, I only vaguely recall seeing his face on that magical light box that so quickly became an intrinsic part of my life. Cronkite was one of the last in the news media w… -
I LIKE 'EM BIG AND STU-PID!
Before today, I had a raging crush on tennis pro Robby Ginepri. He is stunningly beautiful and a decent tennis player to boot. However, after viewing the Tennis Channel's version of Behind the Music, aptly titled No St…
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