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BOFFO
Say what you will about Michael Moore, but his new film, Sicko is terrifying, enlightening and brilliant. As I'm typing this, a 60-second television spot for Celebrex is playing in the background. "Just ask your doctor… -
WHEREFORE ART THOU, WONDER HONEY WHEAT?
There it sat, staring at me from inside my cupboard, mocking and smug. Secretly it knew it was the last of its breed, or bread as it turns out. I woke today to be faced-down by one of the good things in my life, but the … -
AN ODE TO PENIS...IN SPAM HAIKU (of course)
Switch your penis on.Penis versus wet pussies.Sexual power. -
SOMEHOW THIS ARTICLE SPOKE TO ME
How to make a graceful job exit By Marshall Loeb, MarketWatch Last Update: 12:01 AM ET Apr 25, 2007 NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- Gone are the days of starting a career with one company and staying with it fo… -
SPAM, SPAM, HOW I LOVE THEE
More SPAM haiku for you. On top all night long!Twin turbo for your penis.Nobody will know. These things practically write themselves. -
AN ODE TO SPAM...IN HAIKU
Melt away your fat,Imagine yourself healthy?Watch your body change. Hymen destroyer,Hymen eliminator,Tasty Viagra. What I want to know is, who thinks I am so fat and why would I want to destroy anyone's hymen, let alon… -
FINAL JEOPARDY
The category was Bodies of Water, the clue: "This sea, hundreds of miles east of Florida, has no land boundaries" Player 1: The Bering Sea. Oh, sorry, that's in Alaska (you nitwit!).Player 2: The Sargasso Sea. Correc…
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