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20 best Ways to annoy People.
1- Excuse urself to go to the bathroom, come back sopping wet, offer no explanation.
2-Claim you must wear a bicicle helmet all the time as part of your “astronaut training”
3-Just mutter the words “Can’t get away. Can’t hide” Over and over and over again…
4- Hiding in a Dark corner mumbling curses.
5-Take “a sabbatical” form bathing.
6- Start walking ur cat on a leash. When asked why or given funny looks by ppl, sick ur cat on them.
7-Scream “ATTACK OF THE FLYING MONKEYS” at random strangers.
8-At the gym, tell an employee your clothes were stolen. When asked what they look like, describe what they are wearing.
9-Start practicing the ancient art of lite-brite.
10- When someone starts talking to you, cover your ears and say “LALALALALALA” until they leave.
11-Phone everyone you know, yell @ them to stop calling you.
12- Listen to elevator music. On repeat. Loud. (me: oh-kay.... o.o)
13-Scream “I know you are, but what am I?” @ the top of your lungs every hour, on the hour.
14-Whe ppl walk by, hide behind a fire hydrant and pretend they can’t see you
15- ask everyone you see that isn’t smiling if you can hug them
16-ever time you see a co-woker yell “We meet again!” and laugh evilly
17- yell at the ants in your lawn to leave you alone.
18-Answer the phone by saying “Can’t talk right now, busy dancing.” (me: It'd be better "Can't talk right now, bussy ignoring you." ^^)
19- at the zoo, talk to the monkeys as if you're visiting a loved one in prison
20-as some one exists the elevator, whisper “I love you” as the doors shuts. (me: LOL)
Ways 2 get on everyones’nerves:
-speak exclusivly in a robotic voice (me: uh... oh-kaaaay....)
-call all the gurls u kno “dude” (me: no comment)
-drum on every available surface (me: ppl glare at me for doing that! ^^)
-put mustard in the shampoo bottle(me: o.o Mustard.... yum!)
-test matresses @ the mall (in pijamas) ((me: that'd be fun~)
-Answer the phone “Hello, is Mike there?” (me: hehe, A friend did that to me once~)
-insist that ur drive-thru order is “to go” (me: lmfao!!)
-ask random strangers “Did you wear deodorant today?” (me: meeean!! Yet funny.)
-At a restaurant, request an extra seat for your imaginary friend (me: lol!!)
-when in public, pretend u r sellin something on an infomercial(me: o.o)
-finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy” (me: once again...o.o)
-when in an elevator, dance around and pretend u r holdin in ur pee (me: lol oh, i've done that. Xb and i've danced infront of the cameras too!)
-refer to yourself as “Coach” and call your friends “Lil’ Champ” or “Tiger” (me: o.O)
-while someone is sleepin, wake them up and ask them how they are doing (me: or ask them if they’r sleeping.)
-Tell everyone the same story again and again…as if it was the first time(me: *blinks* I'd kick myself if i do that.)
-Contaminate ur local grocery store by sampling all the spray air freshners. (me: LOL oh, i'd do that!! =] )
-in a bathroom stall, drop a marble in the toilet and say : “Oh no, my glass eye!” (me: O.o )
-scratch ur scalp, then while shaking ur head, coment about how it’s snowing,,,(me: X\ disturbing.....)
-bring ur MP3 player to a concert insisting it is just better quality (me: -.-*)
-Ask: “Is this annoying? Is this annoying?” over and over and over and over….(me:*grins*)
So... there ya have it, lads....
Hope you guys have fun being glared at by the masses as you enjoy a few laughs. ^^ | 
