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We¡¯re going camping at Yosemite¡­ Mom wants to see the snow. Gee, like we¡¯ve never seen snow before¡­ it snowed every year in Washington¡­ besides, I thought she said she hated being cold. The last time I checked¡­ snow is cold.

*Sigh* my concerns for the trip are:

1) freezing my butt off (¡°it¡¯s okay!¡± quote my mom, ¡°I brought lots of blankets!¡± oh, but dear mother! last time we went camping and you said that, you left most the blankets at a rest stop, never to be found again!)

2) getting lost (it¡¯s sad how bad I¡¯m with directions¡­ especially in a place where all trees look the same¡­)

3) starving to death (dad insisted that we don¡¯t bring any food, said we can find/buy our own. Oh, like there¡¯s gonna be a supermarket in the middle of the no where?!)

4) breaking something, like my leg (I¡¯m very accident prone¡­ I trip over air for heaven¡¯s sake!)

5) being abducted by aliens (Hay! It can happen!)

6) being eaten by a bear (or a possessed rabbit¡­ I don¡¯t know which is worse¡­ thank Jammy for pointing this out to me! Haha¡­ wait! What am I doing laughing? This is serious!)

I think that¡¯s all¡­ am I missing anything important? Hmmm¡­..

*ahem* anyway¡­ so I would be gone for a while¡­ okay, fine¡­ only three days. Hope you¡¯ll have as much "fun" as I will¡­ *cough* *cough*¡­ haha¡­